Thing the first : Which of you guys recently said that Lamb was your favorite Christopher Moore book?

Thing the second : Is anyone aside from KT, Josh, Jared & Jill coming for Thanksgiving? The actual meal, I mean. Turning up after for pie and grazing doesn’t count.

Thing the third : There is no thing the third.

Thing the fourth : KT, txt me. I don’t have your number in the new phone, for some strange reason. Also, I’ve emailed you about 94 squijillion times. I’m guessing your email has a hate for me.