Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these.

1. If you had a jar of peanut butter, what would you do with it?
   Put it in kongs for the dogs.
2. If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes to go and why?
   Well, if no one wanted to life-gem me, probably near the Buddha on Avery Island, because that’s where he first told me he loved me.
3. If you could invent a flavor of jelly beans, what would it be?
   Really? Are there flavors Jelly Belly hasn’t done yet? Then in that case, Sesame Tofu from Red Dragon.
4. What would your perfect paradise be like?
   I used to think the Hebrides, but maybe somewhere more like mainland Scotland, on account of the more trees. Alternately, a place that doesn’t get much above 75 or 80°r;F in the summer, or get much snow in the winter, and plenty of trees. Also, not a lot of people, but close to a good city, and high speed internet. Do you know where that might be? Let me know.
5. If you could fly, where would you go?
   Like, fly without a plane, all Superman-stylee? I would go everywhere.